Caller 1 <Insert fake scared voice> : Hello, Bharatwasi?
Caller 1: Bharatwasi speaking?
Caller 2 <Insert smugs> : Hello, haan. Kaun? Oh ho ho Bhrashtachaar? Kaho kaise ho?
Caller 2: Hello yes. Who is this? Oh is this corruption? How are you bro?
Caller 1: maine yeh batane ke liye call kiya tha ke main bharat chod ke jaa raha hoon.
Caller 1: I called to tell you that I am leaving the country forever.
Caller 2 <Insert smirks> : Arrey bhai kyon kyon? Dus saal tak raaj kiya hai ekdum se kyon jaa rahe ho?
Caller 2: Oh how come? You have been here for 10 years now, why are you leaving?
Caller 1 <More scared voice> : Woh aa rahe hain. Woh aa rahe hain….
Caller 1: He is coming…. He is coming…
Caller 2: Kaun aane wale hain? Kahaan?
Caller 2: Who is coming? Where?
Caller 1: Modi ji aane wale hain.
Caller 1: Respected Modi ji is coming, Sir.
The ad breaks in to Iss baar Modi Sarkaar. Har Har Modi, Ghar ghar Modi. Ab ki baar Modi Sarkar.
There is a series of these now. God knows how many more we have to deal with.
Whats the point of such tall claims?
*Goes back to the voters list and sulks at the name not being here*